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Perched along the scenic shoreline of Haven Road, The Lobster Smack offers a storied escape on Canvey Island where salt-kissed air meets the glow of a crackling fire. Our historic walls whisper tales of smugglers and sailors, providing a characterful backdrop for savouring crisp ales and hearty, seasonal plates. Sink into one of our velvet armchairs as the evening light dances across the estuary. We invite you to pull up a chair and become part of our maritime tradition.
Our seasonal signature dish - Lobster Thermidor. Pre booking is highly recommended - to pre order your Lobster please call us on 01268 435387 - £15 per order. Our Lobster dish is £34.95 and subject to availability.

Hire our upstairs private function room for your next party, meeting, wake or other event.Whether it be an intimate gathering or lavish party for up to 150 guests we can cater for all. The room also hosts a fully stocked bar. We can help organise entertainment and catering from our kitchen team all tailored to your requirements.Contact us today for more information and check availability.01268 435387lobstersmack@hotmail.com
Our seasonal signature dish - Lobster Thermidor.
Pre booking is highly recommended - to pre order your Lobster please call us on 01268 435387 - £15 per order.
Our Lobster dish is £34.95 and subject to availability.

Hire our upstairs private function room for your next party, meeting, wake or other event.
Whether it be an intimate gathering or lavish party for up to 150 guests we can cater for all. The room also hosts a fully stocked bar.
We can help organise entertainment and catering from our kitchen team all tailored to your requirements.
Contact us today for more information and check availability.
01268 435387
lobstersmack@hotmail.com
£8.00
with toasted croutons
£8.00
served with garlic & lemon aioli
£8.00
lightly battered and served with garlic & lemon aioli
£8.95
served with red onion chutney and toasted ciabatta
£10.00
pan fried in garlic, chilli and parsley, served with toasted focaccia
£12.95
served with toasted ciabatta and onion chutney
£12.95
served with apple sauce and BBQ sauce
£19.00
whitebait, king prawns, baby octopus and calamari served with aioli and lobster mayo
£19.50
crispy battered fish served with peas and homemade tartar sauce
£28.00
mushroom, tomato, peppercorn sauce, onion rings, chunky chips
£18.00
creamy mash, seasonal veg, gravy
£17.00
a hearty vegetarian pastry served with chips or mash, seasonal veg, gravy (v)(ve)
£18.50
classic lasagne served with Italian ciabatta and a fresh side salad
£19.50
served with apple sauce, creamy mash, seasonal vegetables and a red wine jus
£19.00
served with golden crushed potatoes & seasonal vegetables
£20.00
served with pea purée, king prawns and tender stem broccoli
£19.95
served with garlic ciabatta
All served with brioche buns and skinny fries
£21.00
fresh lobster tail paired with double beef patties, topped with rocket, cheese, bacon & house sauce
£18.00
double beef patties, crispy bacon, melted cheese, onions, lettuce, gherkins & signature burger sauce
£17.00
crispy chicken breast in our own recipe coating, bacon, cheese, lettuce, gherkins and mayo
£16.00
plant-based patty with onions, lettuce, gherkins and mayo (ve)
£6.00
creamy mash potatoes made with seasonal ingredients
£5.00
a medley of fresh seasonal veg
£6.00
warm ciabatta brushed with garlic butter topped with melted cheese
£5.00
crispy battered onion rings made in-house
£6.00
your choice of thick-cut chips or fries topped with melted cheese
£8.00
cheese, truffle, parmigiano and pancetta
£8.00
rich chocolate brownie served warm with vanilla ice cream
£8.50
with crunchy honeycomb pieces, served with fresh cream
£8.00
served with creamy custard
£8.00
served with creamy custard
£7.00
a selection of three scoops from our daily choices
£7.00
a refreshing selection of three fruit sorbets
£8.00
with toffee cream




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